John and Martha had just been married, and to celebrate their love they decide to watch the sunset together from the highest mountain peak. They rented two mules and started to climb the steep, mountain trail.
Along the way Martha's mule stumbled. Martha wasn't upset.
She just said, "That's one."
The couple continued halfway up the mountain, Martha's mule stumbled again.
Martha replied, "That's two."
The couple was now nearing the mountain's summit when Martha's mule stumbled again.
"That's THREE!!!" Martha shouted and hopped off of the mule. She then proceeded to pull a BFG 9000 "Laser Cannon of Death" from her back pocket...
and blew the poor beast...
... to Kingdom Come.
John was stunned and frightened beyond belief. He could barely mutter a peep.
After the initial shock had faded, and Martha had put away her BFG9000 Laser Death Cannon, he finally asked,
"Martha?? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!????"
Martha just looked at John smiled and calmly replied, " That's one."
They never argued again...and that was 85 years ago. They are still married till this day.
The Moral of the Story:
Let a peaceful person remain at peace.
Still waters run deep...it's best to just let them be.
Take and Be Blessed,
AsRayl, The Dark Ninja
PS.
Mountain Image-itanexmedia
Sango- Inuyasha
Mules- Corbiss